Gina's Big Adventure...

More Vintage Valentine Day Cards

2012-02-13T09:33:00.006-06:00

The postcard reads: I had considerable trouble with my sparker, but hope to arrive.

Hmmmm....no wonder she's turned away from him....a failed sparker could be a game changer in a relationship.

This postcard reads: What are you thinking about Tommy? Same as you. Oh! you naughty man!

And I'm thinking...geez these two look like they need an instruction manual.

Getting Ready for Valentine's Day--Vintage Postcards Style

2012-02-09T19:09:00.004-06:00

I have a weakness for antique Valentine Day Post Cards.

I love the cheeky ones...the innocent double entendre...versus Cupids and arrows and hearts.

Since V-Day is only a few days away....I thought I would post some of my favorites from my collection.

"Lucky Jim" is a bit of a puzzler. Dated 1909, someone in very nice script wrote "Happy Valentine's Day" on the back.

Unfortunately, I can't make out the signature...is it from a man or a woman?

Lucky Jim is sure one special guy.....puffing on his cigarette and coddled by three adoring women.

Who sent the post card might skew the interpretation.

Is this a hint from a man to a woman? Is this a hint from a woman to a man?

Is this a reminder of something that happened in real life? A Valentine Menage a Trois?

Or a suggestion for one?

An interesting fantasy a couple share?

A joke...because in real life Jim is not attractive and this is beyond his wildest dream?

So many interesting interpretations....with only one certainty....Jim is lucky!

Revelations on a Treadmill

2012-02-06T19:33:00.010-06:00

In third grade, I was kicked out of the Brownies.

I was heartbroken.

I wanted to be a Brownie.... but most of all I wanted to be a Girl Scout.

I wanted to go camping. I wanted to learn how to rub sticks together and make a fire. I wanted to hike and carry around a map and have a compass attached to a string hanging around my neck.

I wanted to sell Girl Scout cookies.

I wanted to go off someplace with lots of other Girl Scouts and camp in the mountains or a meadow or in a forest far from home.

I wanted to make s'mores and tell ghost stories and be too scared to sleep.

I wanted to wear a green uniform and a little beret and have one zillion badges.

But I was kicked out of Brownies.

My mother told me that I had missed too many meetings and I couldn't go back.

They didn't want me.

I suffered through a sore throat that turned out to be Strep and then progressed to Rheumatic Fever...a complication of strep....where the bacteria seeds into other parts of your body.

I was hospitalized for two weeks. Out of school for a month.

I wasn't in pain....but I was very very tired....and very afraid... as my parents went home at the end of visiting hours (they both worked) and I was all alone during the night at the hospital.

How could the Den Mothers not understand? How could they say I missed too many meetings when I was far away in a children's hospital? Why wouldn't they give me another chance?

But my mother said, "no ...no....no...don't even ask because you've been kicked out."

The hurt healed.

I used the incident for joke fodder.

"Hey, I got kicked out of Brownies as a kid." Ha Ha Ha. It seemed so unrealistic ...it was funny.

Years passed...I bought Girl Scout cookies....my two sons were in Scouts and I still buy Girl Scout cookies today....or I should say, my hub does, coming home with a semi-guilty look on his face and big bag of cookies. "We can freeze them," he says joyfully. I know he doesn't want to turn down parents/fellow employees who have quotas and lots of kids. So we freeze lots of cookies.

Sometimes when we'd defrost a box of cookies, I'd say to my hub, "How could they kick a kid out of Brownies for being sick? I mean, I didn't purposely miss the meetings."

My hub would come up with a new snotty answer each time....something like "they knew you would never be able to rub sticks together" or "they saved you from flunking knot tying and map folding." Two things which, I admit, I cannot do.

The other day I was on the treadmill at the gym. They have three rows of treadmills and three TV's on the wall. One has ESPN on....the other has NBC or ABC.....and (ironically) the one on the far right hosts Fox.

I head for the center treadmills. I jump on...and mostly ignore the TV. My earplugs are in and my Iphone on.

But the images on the TV crystallize and I notice Katie Couric interviewing little girls.....little Girl Scouts. I pull my plugs out.

Perky Katie is rolling off statistics....80% of women executives were Girl Scouts as kids....10000% did this.....10000% did that.

I repeat my old comic line to myself....."Ha Ha...I got kicked out of Brownies"...which is why I'm probably not the head of Chrysler or Microsoft.

And then a bolt of lightening.

I punch the "stop" button and stand there.

"You alright?" asks Dottie, the 70 year old scarecrow of a woman, who treadmills every day for a couple of hours.

"Yes."

And then I say to myself in a calm voice....."My mother lied to me."

I was NOT kicked out of Brownies.

The truth is so self-evident ...so real....so "right"....I am stunned.

My mother wanted me to be a princess.

She bought me expensive Italian suits (which I hated) to wear to Church.

She forbade me from joining my Lithuanian grandmother on her weekly outings to the forest preserve.

She did not want me to be "rough" or "common."

She wanted me to be interested in clothes and fashion and princess-y things.

My mother hated that I loved the outdoors, that I planted tomatoes in the yard and collected worms and buried dead baby birds.

She didn't want me to sell anything....she would habitually buy up anything the nuns would distribute to us for sale...from candy to wrapping paper...so I wouldn't ask anyone for money. My mom considered that very un-lady-like....and "beneath us."

Rubbing sticks and hiking was too peasant-like...smacked too much of the "Old Country" which was just a generation behind her....and my mother certainly did not want me to aspire to a weekend in a tent on the ground ....somewhere away from her watchful eyes.

It all made sense...that's why she didn't want me to talk to the Den Mothers and plead my case....because there was no case.

I suppose you might wonder why I didn't realize this possibility years ago....I knew my mother was very capable of such an agenda....she had no qualms squashing things or adjusting the truth to fit her needs.

But why did this all come together now?

Because I just finished going through 60 plus jumbo boxes of her papers....

I discovered over and over again....what she said in public was not always the truth.

From her financial status to her personal history to our family stories....my mother created her own truths.

With each new box I opened...I would shake my head and mutter "Holy Shit" when I chanced upon fact from the fiction she told....from her real name...to her real age....to her real education....to her finances....she was....creative.

My mother was goal-oriented and she told tales/adjusted reality/changed facts to fit the direction she wanted her life and her family to move towards.

And so, there it was.....a small sentence which has slightly haunted me since I was a child.....

"The Brownies don't want you...you missed too many meetings"

...........exposed as a lie.

Katie Couric was smiling and telling the world how inclusive and welcoming the Girl Scout organization was to all girls.... I smiled back and nodded.

The Brownies did not kick me out. The Brownies did not kick me out.

I punched "start" on the treadmill and put my plugs back in.

I felt a sense of relief....as if a small sliver had finally freed itself from a wound.

The Brownies did not kick me out.

I waved to Dottie and cranked the machine up.

The Brownies did not kick me out.

I need protection!

2012-02-01T19:56:00.011-06:00

I need protection....

but I can't decide on the look.

Biker-serious as in the body armor above?

Something protective but playful?

Or Head to Toe protection?

I've got to do something....today I'm nursing a sore heel...two weeks ago....a hurt elbow.

I cringe every Tuesday now.....wondering what part of me they will get.

Where do I go to get hurt every Tuesday?

The Grocery store.......on Senior Citizen Discount Day.

You think I'm joking?......You should come and ride shotgun with me on a cart....on a Tuesday.

I used to shop on Friday mornings....but now that I go to the gym early on Tuesdays....I switched days.

I noticed something a little different the first time I shopped on a Tuesday morning.

First of all, there was a bus parked outside the store from the local senior center. But ...really....why should that affect my grocery shopping?

Ah.....because it means there's an unusually high number of senior citizens armed with steel carts in the store.

The first time I tried this new time zone out....a very pleasant lady drove her shopping cart right into my buttocks.

Me and my cart were pulled over by the freezers in the frozen food aisle....while I checked my shopping list. A gray-haired woman was steadily moving down the aisle....and although I was standing next to the freezer doors....her spatial judgement must have been a little off...because BAM!!!! she hit me right on. I jumped sky high on impact.

"Ouch!"

"Oh deary, so sorry. I didn't see you."

Being at optimist, I thought ...yes I am so delicate and small she could barely see my butt ...even though it was draped in tight black leggings with a wild pink stripe across the back.

"Did I hurt you?"

What was I going to say? Yes? Ouch, damn you? Watch where you are going?

Hey, I'm going to be that age someday and so are you.

"Ha ha ha (imitating Mitt Romney)...No... no ...of course not..lots of padding....Ha ha ha."

She swooped pass me and waved. I rubbed my butt...wondering if it was inappropriate to borrow frozen chicken thighs from the freezer to press onto my throbbing backside.

The following week....I suffered my first wing injury.

This results when you are pulled over and looking into your basket or bending over to look into your purse for a coupon/or list. Both elbows are out to the side....and therefore fair game.

An elderly bruiser nearly took my right arm off.

"Ouch!"

He passed me by and gave me a dirty look...Obviously because it was Senior Citizen Day and I had no right to have my elbow sticking out past the cart impeding his well-deserved...I-paid-my- dues-and-you-haven't-yet....right-of-way.

A day later I had a nice black and blue mark to remind me of this friendly AARP-ER.

Yesterday, when I hit the grocery store....I was prepared....I looked around before I stopped....I listened for the soft purr of the motorized sitting shopping cart....I avoided clumps of seniors laughing and talking next to deli...sampling cheeses and looking innocent.

I made it!

I got through the entire mega store....in one piece. See...I was misjudging and stereotyping senior citizens. I just had a few episodes of bad luck....it could happen to anyone from anyone.

"Ouch!"

I'm hopping on one leg.

"Sorry," the sweet grandma said with a smile ...as she pulled her shopping cart off my heel.

I need protection, I thought, I'm going to have to wear adult floaties on my appendages....or a sumo suit......or give up and switch my shopping time back to Fridays....when all the moms and crying babies clump.

"It's okay," I said smiling.

"Oh these Tuesdays can be busy....but every penny counts these days. Good thing we can take advantage of the discount."

"We??????" my mind is mentally screaming.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

She smiled sweetly again...

"OUCH" I thought....

I turned around and stared at her glasses...hoping they were smudged.

Enough of Romney and Newt...Please! David-Relief

2012-01-31T21:09:00.003-06:00

"Eat Me?"

2012-01-25T20:26:00.004-06:00

Protest Art in Europe ......

Eat Less Meat...or no Meat.

Connections by Jack Anderson

2012-01-23T14:18:00.004-06:00

We are all connected, one unto another.

A bulb in my hallway has burned out.

I keep fitting new bulbs into the socket.

Nothing happens.

Then I find in my hallway a switch I have never noticed before.

I flick it on and off, on and off.

Nothing happens.

Three blocks away, in their apartment, a wife calls to her husband,

"Henry! Come quick! The lights seem to be going on and off for no reason."

Jack Anderson

Student Domestica

2012-01-19T11:20:00.003-06:00

Some things are hard to admit....
but here it goes.....

I have become a "Student Domestica"

My blogs are more spaced out because all I'm doing for now....is studying ...and working on my house.

My bat mitzvah is set for October of 2013. It sounds a long way off until you start looking at the vast amount of Hebrew I have to know, say correctly and read. I also have to cope with "Hebrew freeze" which means one evening I'll sit down and read something out loud and the next night I'll look at a letter or word (from the very same text) as if it was an alien that landed right on my study sheet...and say, "What the hell is this letter?...and my brain freezes....ala Rick Perry.....and won't budge...and I can't pronounce the word.

I must say ...I have admiration for Rick Perry....because when this happens to me...I don't say "Ooops" ...interesting expletives fall out of my mouth. You have to give Perry credit for not saying something a lot more potent than ..."Ooops."

My house. Oh my house. 16 years we've lived here....prior to moving to the South...we moved about every 4 years. When that happens you tend to discard and slim your belongings because it's too damn expensive and costly to move junk.

But when you sit in a house, all cozy and warm, for 16 years....well....I have an attic....I have storage....and it's easier to just "put something away" than do something with it....especially if you dealing not with one or two people...but 5 people in a household.

So when I brought stuff up from my parent's house, it was a tipping point....boxes and boxes of their stuff and enough of my own stuff for me to shout...."ENOUGH"....and so I set a goal of one year.....one year....to go through all the upstairs bedrooms....get rid of Legos and cute character lamps cluttering up my young adult childrens' closet and pull up rugs and repaint etc etc....also to go through the attic and the garage.

So between studying and house and some community volunteer responsibilities..I've really become Ms. Student Domestica.....and days whip by and I shake my head and say....is this all I have moved? But I've got to get it done....because I don't want this to be a 5 year project...I have things to do and places to go.....as soon as I finish this.

In fact....I'm waiting to hear from the travel agent I just enlisted.....Looks like this summer it will be Rome, Israel, and Jordan and maybe Egypt...I realized I haven't scared myself in a while....so I told her after the group part of the trip is over.....could she find opportunities for me to travel solo and head into the Wadi Rum in Jordan and maybe the Negev and maybe Petra and maybe Sinai? I'm waiting to hear what she might suggest.....should be a nice break....from study and peering into closets and into boxes I've hidden under pretty skirted tables. How clever I was to stash all that stuff......